There are a lot of people in The House of Hunger with a variety of gifts and skills. These range from sport, academia, entrepreneurial talents, managerial skills, and even the world renowned Zimbo sculpture.
To this end, Cde Scarfmore saw it fit, in his infinite and infallible wisdom, to have a whole ministry and minister with full pecks, aptly called Ministry of Skills Audit and Development.
Tinotenda chose. Now l am sure Mbuya vangu vaChimbazaza will have her clay pottery skills developed!
Wait! What dis you say? Soldier…politiburo? What the hell is happening to my ears!
How can I not shoot from the foot after receiving such news?
Anyway, revolutionary greetings Comrades and Comradees. I am your one and true o’vet who bombed the Tribabilous and who when he lies his teeth decay.
Back to the just received bad news! A serving soldier appointed into party structures? A serving army or police official cannot be a member of the structures of one of the political parties in the country. The member ought to resign from his role in the security system. Isn’t it fellow comrades. Educate me if I am wrong.
I am however elated that Sisi Bhabhu is now the Minister of Tourism and what what…. lt is such an honour to have the Honorable lady in such a powerful post.
Now l guess Chirumhanzu will have a reason to vote Zanu PF until 2030.
Where else folks, do you get a man who had serious sex scandals under his belt (literally hahahaha), bounce back to number 2 or number three amid ululations and hand clapping?
Inonzi Stockholm syndrome iyi, people falling in love with their captors. MoreHardy has a serious problem with his zip, it can’t stay up. I wouldn’t want him near anything in a skirt even my 89-year-old granny.
Only in The House of Hunger do you get such clownish political appointments. But then again, ahh better the guy service a few Rural Party ladies in office than earning the same perks for doing the same things out of office. Do you catch my drift folks?
On that note, vakazomuka here?
Where else but in the Rural Party, do you get a former fraud accused in Sisi Mupfumira bouncing back into Senate with such a monumental fraud history hanging over her head?
Kanyika kano kanonaka boys, General Fire Colloso said in one of his poems. Let’s us conclude that she was never proved guilty is it!? After all these are our – Rural Party – police, prosecuters and judges. Mungatidii?
Where else in the world do you get so many politicians with the same surname in the highest echelons of national politics? There is a precedent in one of the counties we hate so much – America!
The Bushes, Clintons and the Kennedys all had more than one person in high places – tisu tadii? Munotida isu! Kunyanya ini, mukadzi wangu nevana vangu. The Royal Scarfmore Family monarchy! Tisu tadii? Nyika inotongwa nevana vangu!
Cde Tichatonga also hears that The Royal Rural Party has unearthed the ex-convict status of Mr Nevers Mumba!? Can someone please tell me what that is all about and what bearing that has on the issue of the continued disputation of elections in the House of Hunger?
Ndiko kuda kufananidza dhongi neSpoon uku ladies and gentlemen. Ko weren’t Scarfmore and his erstwhile comrades once arrested for different miscellaneous offences this earning them the infamous ex-convict tag? Haaa zvimwe zvinhu so…. mutinyarewo maComrades.
Then what is this l hear about Chama Chama Change imposing Mayors? Please dispel some ignorance folks. Cde Tichatonga was in 7 days induced drunken stupor when this was happening.
So, we are a sovereign country ruled by a revolutionary Rural Party and we shall never be a colony again. The EU, AU, SADC and especially Zambia and Hichilema can all go jump in a lake of brimstone and fire for all we care.
Quite frankly, Cde Tichatonga, with the sole credential of speaking truth to power, thinks such a stance is not only foolhardy; it is tragic to say the very least.
These Rural Party male and female despots are driving the country in reverse towards a precipice. And if truth be told, based on recent appointments and the intransigence in the face of international and peer pressure, havana basa nazvo zvamunofunga izvo. Muri vatongwi vanotida!
Eish, I think am now spitting fire so I will pen off for now lest I will be accused of yep-yep. Yes, in Zimbabwe talking your mind may be criminalized. You never know.
But before I go Comrades, has anyone seen or heard from Stern Zvorwadza? Kkk, should we divert subject and talk of activism in Zimbabwe… let me not scare these eating committees and leave the topic for another day.
Please note, I have moved from the Woodlands Dumpsite on notice that they want to demolish my home. Am now back kwedu kwaChirumhanzu, the land of honey and milk and dust with nothing to show for it though.
Today’s menu: mashazhare and matumbu and kutodya fast because zvingatonhora nekugwamba.
Till next time folks, adios amigos. Cde Tichatonga, out!
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