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A country called Specks Hotel

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There is a hotel in Kadoma where long ago, professionals in the area would gather for a drink after work and share ideas. Even travellers would stop by for a quick beer or two before continuing with their journey. There were very beautiful flowers outside.

Now, for those familiar with the area, would testify, it is a pale shadow of itself. Well, like a lot of other places in our Homeland, our Motherland, the land of milk and honey. Me thinks it’s mighty sad that we have been subjected to this thievery and arrogance by Scarfmore and cronies.

No under 18s were allowed inside so are the contents of this piece. If they were not allowed inside the hotel why then read about what happened inside kkk…maibata?

Greetings and salutations to you dear comrades, this is your one and trusted O’vet who witnessed the tribabilas incident; muera nhema who when he lies his teeth decay. The only academic credential I have is speaking truth to power.

I come to you in a sad moment though as the ghetto youths have lost a gallant Comrade, Soul Jah Love. The ghetto mourns while the elites have turned the funeral into a marketing and brand visibility escapade. Capitalism as explained ages ago by Karl Marx makes his not only a scholar but a true prophet.

So, folks, you might wonder why I thought of Specks Hotel. I was thinking of the similarities between Specks Hotel and some offices occupied by some perverts in our government. Haaaa zvakaoma hazvo. Specks Hotel at some stage was a brothel.

Just the microcosm of Zimbabwe. I used to imbibe there in erstwhile years when Cde Tichatonga was reminiscing about happier days gone by. I would often see all manner of men seeking the services of the ‘flowers’ at Specks Hotel.

Gentlemen in suits, Engineers in work suits and safety shoes, the conscious these guys hahaha, they would come to this place with proper PPE hahahaha. Full with helmet, as if they were coming for a serious technical work engagement.

And of course, there were lots of makorokoza straight from the pits, complete with the Kadoma red dust. The ‘flowers’ were indeed indiscriminate hosts.

So, what’s the issue? Haaaa Cde Tichatonga observed with serious sadness how a certain so called ‘More-Hardy’ is being duped into drinking Viagra under the guise of skin lightening pills. Hahaha vanhu vari kuita izvozvi inhubu. Leave this guy to age with Grace. Inga he has an anointed handkerchief from Prophet Bushiri wani.

Kkkk ahhh so those offices are now used for planning below the ‘belt excursions?’ Haaa zvimwe muti munotamba vakomana! When shall this end? Zuro ndizuro Pastor Mungeza was also implicated.

He was so outspoken, seemingly, against the sad stories in government, then his black mamba, like Pius Ncube, forced him into political and critiquing oblivion. The question which begs an answer being, is Zimbabwe a brothel or what?

Now there is a lady whose sexual exploits are gaining her more prominence than the content of her character and what is between her ears. Susan something. Themba Mliswa, where are you my brother? What is going on in your camp? Cde Tichatonga so wishes to know your response to Susan’s ‘four fingers’ claims than you hitting back.

Is there anything Honourable about the people in the power corridors of Zimbabwe? Cde Tichatonga muses plenty-plenty. The despicable dishonourable. Cde Tichatonga used to have some iota of respect for these guys but their deeds are causing an evaporation of that respect. Anyway, enough of black mambas and open mouths. Does anyone remember a song by Shaaba Ranks called “Bedroom Bully”?

Pictures of the Skilled Rebhara receiving to the jab recently made the media rounds. He was on about doctors being the mercenaries, but now he needed the jab from his Number 1 enemy. Ohh how the mighty have fallen.

I just wish I was the one tasked with injecting these guys in the Presidium. Cde Tichatonga now regrets not joining those that studied while others were at war and still became chefs. Manga muchimuziva here Skilled Rebhara Hunzvi. You see folks, weapons are different, some use a needle and syringe as their arsenal of choice. Still on jab, have you sent Sekuru Mafidhe one as yet…?

Back home kwatinotongera nyika, am told fights are already heating up in the rural party as the Provincial elections are drawing closer. The opposition is also tipped to see one Kule Chadoka challenge Amos Chibaya who was stripped off his power by the short lived Khupe axe.  Iniwo kunzwa zvisinei neni ndinozonyanya but I will surely send my mujiba’s to investigate more into how these wars will benefit the general populace that is if they will help in any way.

I am getting to that point where I feel those who work in cohorts with the ferret force would accuse me of yep-yep. Yes, like I always say, speaking your thoughts is a crime in Zimbabwe when it’s however permissible in our capital city South Africa kkk. If you know you know.

…and do not forget that men like Cde Tichatonga is still hoping that Zodwa will one day come and entertain us. This Rural Party crew want to have all the fun alone I see. Ohh and folks, any news about Mary Chiwenga? May I suggest that somehow this Rural Party rewards Bev for her exploits as well, whilst she is still alive. Yes, while she is alive!

Till next time folks, happy national youth day, listen to yourself intently, join the voice, and add yours.

So lonely these days the Officer’s Mess is closed and I have nowhere to solicit for cold beverage. Sad how I am so lonely kwedu kwatinogara kudumpsite where bad odour, flies among many other ills are the order of the day.

Adious amigos.

Cde Tichatonga out!

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